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1:33

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1:32

sqvalors:

attentiondeficitstarscream:

replacing curses in sentences with harmless words like heck and then sometimes even censoring heck to “h*ck” is a good meme but an even better one would be, like, censoring the wrong word in a sentence entirely. example:

go fuck yours*lf

example A

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(Source: attentiondeficitstarscream)

1:32

musings-on-mythology:

Me while editing: *adds a sentence*

*finds nearly identical sentence in the next paragraph*


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Originally posted by theculturetrip

1:31

chrishansenfromdatelinenbc:

daglout:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

chrisvertner:

ironicbs:

I will always reblog this.

Wtf chris

show up. buss it open. leave immediately.

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@derping-some-herp

6:19

silverloke:

⋆☆ Totally Accurate Loki Quotes ☆⋆ #15

4:10

transcoranic:

demenior:

Every time I see a ‘modern au’ ft a character that has some sort of limb replacement like a metal arm or w/e and the ‘cool au version’ of it is a sleeve tattoo I literally want to reach through the screen and slap some sense into whoever posted it

They got a prosthetic in canon they gonna get a prosthetic in the au!!!! Because, I know this is a little far-fetched, but people who need prosthetics actually exist!!! In real life?! What a coincidence?!

Also you want cool prosthetics??? They totally exist

Want your character to have a cool prosthetic in the modern day?

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steampunk? check

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#aesthetic? Floral?

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avant garde?

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cyberpunk?

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there are no excuses for erasing canonical disabilities

4:07

lesbo-mum-adventures:

hobbit-feels:

transboybatman:

vaultboyy:

the spanking debate isn’t all that complicated. you’re either ok with hitting small kids who are completely defenseless and literally at your mercy, or you’re not. supporting the first option makes you a bad and dangerous person, and unfit to be a parent, and im sorry to say but there’s no way around this, no excuses or loopholes. it is what it is

I’ve told this story before and my clam chowder is getting cold but fuck it.

A couple years ago while I was working for a care center during my ece training - we had a big thing about spankings. We went around and asked children who were spanked how they felt about it and what it told them or how it made them feel.

Then when the parents were over, we anonymously read everything that was said by the children on how they view spankings and unanimously it was found that the children never saw it as a growing experience.

It was “painful” “really scary” “I thought mommy hated me now” and we often found it never actually TAUGHT the kids what they did wrong. in fact it seemed to teach them that at any moment your mommy or daddy would just haul up and smack you until you cried and said it was for your own good.

Needless to say I’m pretty sure we changed a lot of parents opinions on spanking and SHOCK OF SHOCKS actually TALKING to their children worked far better disiplinary

I even included my own story, pretending I was telling an outside story “well, I happened to know one person who’s mother only stopped spanking them cause they got tall and big real fast so they could fight back. so there’s a lot of intimidation and fear to your children.” and just - I’ll never forget the dawning look of realization on their faces

The most common argument I hear is, “Look, my parents spanked me and I turned out fine.”

Stolen from elsewhere on the internet but now my defult response:  “No you didn’t–you think it is okay to hit little kids.”

Putting it out there right now. 
Spanking is child abuse.
Just plain, archaic child abuse . 

I will never understand the reasoning behind why it’s okay to smack a child, but it’s not okay to smack an older parent who is suffering from dementia/Alzheimers. If it’s not socially okay to hit a grown ass adult, and if we are fighting against domestic abuse, then why do accept that hitting a child to teach them a lesson is okay? 

You’re the adult. Think smarter. Think better. 

4:01

itsatru:

welcometonegrotown:

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last year when i was teaching 11th grade one of my fav students came in crying so i put the class on a filler activity and we just talked. they were doing ICE raids in the city and she was worried her parents wouldnt be there when she got home. then she was worried that ICE may come to the school and take her. we looked the laws up together and printed it out so she could carry the papers with her. 

it is illegal for ICE to raid a school and take children. ILLEGAL. i told my student (and eventually the class in like a blanket statement because i had quite a few undocumented students) that if anyone did come i would put my body between ICE and my students and really struggle. honestly my heart broke so much that day - take care of undocumented people in your life because they deserve so much better than this ffs. this woman is so very evil and has a black heart and i hope she rots in prison

3:51

xiggeh:

sos-fandoms:

prince-addai:

windupdolls:

trans–reality:

Hey if you’re against trans women getting uterus implants because it’s “stealing” from afab people, you’re trash

please steal my uterus i sure as fuck don’t need it if someone came by and just took it while i was sleepin that’d be rad I’ll even pay you to take it

relatable shit

Reblog if you’d happily give your uterus to a trans woman

I’ll give my uterus to a trans woman, and they can give me their penis. They should have an ok-cupid for trans to trade our junk.

(Source: moldyfin)

3:46
#5yrsago App shows you the way to the illegally hidden public beaches of Malibu

mostlysignssomeportents:

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Back in May, Mark wrote about a Kickstarter project to fund a mobile app that will help you locate the hidden entrances to Malibu’s public beaches, which the local rich and famous people have done everything they can to obscure (including putting up illegal fake signs that falsely declare passage to be trespassing).

The Kickstarter was fully funded and the app is out, and the public is finding its way to Malibu’s public beaches, which is great news – unless you’re one of those people who’s spent decades treating a public beach as your own private patch. Local residents are pissed:

https://boingboing.net/2013/06/24/app-shows-you-the-way-to-the-i.html